{"id":1520,"date":"2019-02-17T16:01:42","date_gmt":"2019-02-17T16:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/asmikemiller.com\/?p=1520"},"modified":"2019-03-03T11:01:59","modified_gmt":"2019-03-03T11:01:59","slug":"in-february","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asmikemiller.com\/?p=1520","title":{"rendered":"In February"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Don&#8217;t you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don&#8217;t even have to be true!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Dave Barry<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It\u2019s February, and if the days are a tiny bit longer they\u2019re also a whole lot colder, and I despair. Time to search the bottom shelves of my bedroom bookcase for words to lighten the heart, evoke unexpected laughter, and impart an irrational hope of spring. Those dusty shelves hold a trove of the best in humor writing, select examples of that delicate, exacting art so vastly different from comedy writing, where words are meant to be spoken aloud. Literary humor, by contrast, while seemingly easy and offhand, is precisely timed to the rhythm of the reading mind, and at its best forges a poetry of delighted surprise.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/asmikemiller.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Nathan-DSC00100-CC-by-2.0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1518\" src=\"http:\/\/asmikemiller.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Nathan-DSC00100-CC-by-2.0-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Once of an age to actually buy my own books, I turned into a fervent Dave Barry fan; he and Dostoevsky hugely influenced my own writing. I discovered David Sedaris, too, but while I appreciate Sedaris\u2019 cleverness I don\u2019t sufficiently relate. (I do like P.J. O\u2019Rourke but there we\u2019re getting political which is not my intent, so never mind. Ditto Molly Ivins and my lengthy fascination with William F. Buckley, Jr.; I\u2019m a sucker for erudite wit.) And while I adore George Carlin his books tend more towards transcribed jokes. Of course both Barry and Sedaris stand on the shoulders of S.J. Perelman (ah, <em>The Swiss Family Perelman<\/em>!) and H. Allen Smith, while Smith and Perelman are true disciples of Mark Twain, the granddaddy of them all. Winter\u2019s a perfect time to travel with <em>The Innocents Abroad,<\/em> or head out west with <em>Roughing It<\/em> (but be careful, Twain had some pretty rough later years).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But I\u2019m getting ahead of myself: my adolescent introduction to the genre was Jean Kerr\u2019s <em>The<\/em> <em>Snake Has All the Lines<\/em>, a collection of magazine pieces from the late playwright and wife of theatre critic Walter Kerr, providentially delivered into my hands via some Book of the Month Club. That volume and her other collections, <em>Please Don\u2019t Eat the Daisies<\/em> and <em>Penny Candy<\/em>, proved a proto-feminist instruction manual on how to be an admittedly imperfect yet unabashedly intelligent writer and mother. Kerr is never political and never openly angry, and although today we urgently need to be both those things, we don\u2019t need to be them all the time and I repeat, it\u2019s February. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/asmikemiller.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Irina-Susan-Durkee-portrait-of-Mark-Twain-CC-by-2.0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1519 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/asmikemiller.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Irina-Susan-Durkee-portrait-of-Mark-Twain-CC-by-2.0-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Since I initially read on limited funds but had easy access to both libraries and used bookstalls, a lot of what I consumed was published between the world wars, if not earlier. Take the immensely enjoyable <em>Our Hearts Were Young and Gay<\/em> by Emily Kimbrough and Cornelia Otis Skinner. But get started on Kimbrough and she leads you on to European rivers and dances at Bryn Mawr or out across America on the early lecture circuit, with no talk shows but train stops and women\u2019s clubs. I have an entire half-shelf of Kimbrough, and also a couple of paperbacks from Skinner, who&#8217;s no slouch at the genre in her own right.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">And there are those wonderful tales from Ruth McKenney, most notably of course <em>My Sister<\/em> <em>Eileen<\/em> and the other <em>Eileen<\/em> stories. Read them to brave early Greenwich Village and make your way in life in the big city, even while the backstory breaks your heart. (You can Google it if you don\u2019t know it, but don\u2019t.) And from the 1950s there\u2019s Shirley Jackson\u2019s <em>Life Among the Savages<\/em> and its sequel, <em>Raising Demons<\/em>, both packed with sharp observations on softball and clothespin dolls and witchcraft and children turning into adults, and both as remarkable as her horror stories. Eventually, of course, I reached Erma Bombeck&#8217;s suburbia, a fine enough place to spend some free time, but again I don\u2019t genuinely relate. Too much domestic emphasis, I feel, for a woman who lived such a large life. I haven\u2019t kept much from her canon.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/asmikemiller.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Christo-Drummkopf-life-among-the-savages-CC-by-2.0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1517 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/asmikemiller.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Christo-Drummkopf-life-among-the-savages-CC-by-2.0-180x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">At some point I stumbled upon, then cherished, Gerald Durrell\u2019s <em>Corfu<\/em> stories (My Family and <em>Other Animals<\/em>, etc.) , which I suppose could reasonably be considered fiction, plus I\u2019m a big Lawrence Durrell fan. (There are these issues; feel free to look <em>that<\/em> one up.) Even so, I love G. Durrell&#8217;s sense of the ridiculous and regularly reread the trilogy, if not his African books.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Okay, while I\u2019m on the topic, there\u2019s outright fiction on those bottom shelves, too. Try <em>Hotel<\/em> <em>Bemelmans<\/em> by Ludwig Bemelmans, particularly the chapter <em>No Trouble at All<\/em>. Or just read that chapter; I\u2019m sure it\u2019s anthologized as a short story somewhere. Find it. Trust me. Or you might like E.F. Benson\u2019s <em>Lucia<\/em> novels. Or from Patrick Dennis (of <em>Auntie Mame<\/em> fame, but here again be cautious because he\u2019s had some serious misses) there\u2019s <em>The Joyous Season<\/em> and <em>Genius<\/em>, both somewhat dated but still fun. If you&#8217;d prefer something a little more current, I recommend Joe Keenan\u2019s <em>Blue Heaven<\/em> and <em>Putting on the Ritz.<\/em> I have some quibbles with the pacing but they made me laugh out loud. And please don\u2019t ignore the late, much missed Donald E. Westlake (specifically when he&#8217;s writing under the name Donald E. Westlake). I like most of the <em>Dortmunder<\/em> series, in fact a couple of those books are terrific, but <em>Brothers Keepers<\/em> and <em>Dancing Aztecs<\/em> are also favorites. <em>Dancing Aztec<\/em>s <strong>is<\/strong> the 1970s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A few more unique, precious volumes I return to over and over: Margery Sharp\u2019s <em>Cluny Brown,<\/em> all about a plumber\u2019s daughter working as a housemaid in pre-World War II England. <em>A Garden<\/em> <em>of Cucumbers<\/em> by Poyntz Tyler: endearing, supercilious, and a word-lover\u2019s treasure. And <em>Instant<\/em> <em>Gold<\/em> by Frank O\u2019Rourke, a modern fable that just plain makes me happy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">See, that first robin will be here before you know it! And as any one of the above authors would no doubt point out, it will probably freeze to death.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some of the older works mentioned here have happily been reissued, but if you can\u2019t find the book you want anywhere, go at once to abebooks.com. Amazon owns it now, but it remains a miracle of reader wish fulfillment: \u201cIf only I could search every used bookstore in the entire world!\u201d Now you can.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: The Reader Alert for <em>Worthy of This Great City<\/em> remains up on the Home page, so check it out, along with the Prologue on the Excerpts page. The Kindle sale, alas, has ended.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Photo credits: Christo Drummkopf, life among the savages (CC by 2.0) \/ Nathan, DSC00100 (CC by 2.0) \/ Irina &#8211; Susan Durkee portrait of Mark Twain (CC by 2.0)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you wish you had a job like mine? 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